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Monday Morning Madness: Montana Fishburne’s foray into Porn, Alicia Keys marries and other UNBELIEVABLE ISH….

Greetings luscious Ones,

The celebs of Hollyweird were a little off the chain over the past few days.

When the news surfaced that Lindsay Lohan was released from prison after serving less than a third of her prison sentence I thought to myself, wow, I wonder if Rihanna or Beyonce would have benefitted from such pat treatment if arrested.  But of course it’s my position that they would NEVER find themselves in that kind of trouble!!!  I’m thinking they must hold themselves to a higher standard as you rarely hear of them, or anyone of their ilk engaging in such questionable behavior!  In walks Montana “Chippy D” Fishburne, Morpheus’s 19yr old baby girl.  Not a celebrity but an offspring of one, the child has allegedly hooked up with the sleaziest dirtbag imaginable.  We won’t mention names here but the latest on this douche-bag other than the fact that he likes doing some freaky “ish” with boys too is that there has been some huge discrepancy over his STD status results.  So certain segments of the well-organized porn industry won’t work with him.  But he’s certainly working on Larry’s daughter big time.  There are clips of the vid out there although it hasn’t been officially released.   When it is released, you won’t see it here.  I’m sorry, but The Passions DOES draw the line somewhere and I’m not  interested in seeing the video.  Not even curious.  Frankly I’m thoroughly disgusted with the story all the way around, especially when asked how she decided to get started in the business, Montana is quoted as saying “it started at home.”  Oh really?  What is that suppose to mean?  Was Larry Fishburne and his daughter……?  Hmmm………This would definitely explain her behavior.  I haven’t found Larry or his wife making any statements anywhere.  But I did find some incriminating screen shots of Montana in one of those over-sexed rap videos you are not likely to see on MTV with some insignificant rapper she must have done a little while ago.  So this is not her first foray into this type of self promotion.  At any rate, all we can do is pray for her.  At 19, Montana is hardly old enough to make such mature and harmful decisions as to join the adult porn industry.  And you know the Passions is all about the sex.  All I wanna know is:  WHERE WERE HER FRIGGIN PARENTS?????

Here are some photos of her and her Pops.  I’ve also included a collage promoting the video that isn’t entirely risqué but has certainly made a point.

(is it me, or does this little girl look unhappy??)

In other celebrity news, over the weekend closet-case breeder Alicia Keys married her nasally well-endowed beau Swizzy in a ritzy private ceremony off the coast of the Mediterranean.  Keys rocked an off-the-shoulder, off-white Vera Wang (w/papoose in tow), Swiz in Tom Ford.  Deepak Chopra officiated the wedding which attracted A-listers including the Queen (Latifah) who allegedly had front row seats to the festivities.  I wondered if there was a rainbow theme or if ex-girl friends or ex-wives were invited.  That would have been some kind of party!  And damn, Alicia, couldn’t you have chosen a more respectable beard who was unmarried, without children and without a trail of disgruntled jump-offs?  I guess she hasn’t learned from the Whitney Houston debacle.  Despite it all, we wish them the best of luck, although this is what happens when society won’t let gays marry each other – we have to marry straight people.  LOL!

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