The Passions Random Acts of Chocolate of All Flavors: 4th of July Special with Janet, Halle, Rihanna & More

Good Morning Firecrackers,

So with another holiday weekend among us, I figured I would leave you with a Mega Post of Random Acts of Chocolatey Goodness because I’m afraid The Passions will be stationed on the beach flashing her thong-thong-thong-thong-thong for a few days and has no plans for coming up for air (if you get my drift ;).  So this here is the hook-up and I hope to feel your lovely clicks now and throughout the weekend.  Happy Fireworks, Baby!!!  Have a joyful, explosive weekend and may it exceed your expectations.


We begin with our girl Rihanna playing at the Staples Center.  Is she becoming the Queen of the Crotch shot?  We likes, but just saying.

Ri Ri rocking OUT!


Here’s recent pics of Halle going to court in L.A.  Her custody battle is obviously taking a toll on her.  She still fine tho.

We hope everything works out for her.  Proof $$$ can’t always provide happiness.  Trust and believe.

Jada Pinkett-Smith has got some kind of PR machine behind her.  She is promoting Hawthrone like crazy.

It ain’t random acts of chocolate without Kelly Rowland and her super-duper-fly self. Here she is in her second home, Europe.  She is just gorgeous.  Period.  (Feeling the wrist accessory, Kels)

Taraji Henson and Selita Eubanks at the Larry Crown premiere.  Both are easy on the eyes and would probably do the same to the palate 😉

A. Keys looking kinda hot with her wax figure @ Madame Tussauds.  Question is, whose got more swag?  Alicia or her twin?  🙂

Keys is killing it here.

Since the Passions is now a fan of The Basketball Wives reality series, Imma post pics of ’em.  Here’s the controversial Royce on her born day looking better than usual, with her petite self.

Raven Simone leaving NBC Studios.  Like her new skinny ‘look’?

Jilly from Philly.  I used to make jokes about Jill Scott always singing about food.  Now she looks like food.  Yum-me.

So we haven’t seen Amber ’round these parts lately (cuz she’s always in pics w/Wiz.  Sorry Amber, he’s just not cute enough nor is he fem enough to appear on these pages).  Anyway, here she is at the BET Awards pre-party.  Now you might be wondering if the Passions has in her possession those controversial nude pics of Amber that everybody’s been talking about lately.  Well, I do.  And they are WAY better than I expected.  Will I release them on here?  No Ma’am.  Would you believe they are way too risque for prime time (not for moi, but for the pages of Lust Noir, yes.  Sorry.)   But if you’re nice to me, I could be persuaded to send them to you privately.  Cuz I’m like that 😉

From those pics, I imagine Amber must be just as creamy as she looks.

LaToya’s got a book out about moving on after Michael’s death.  She’s the age of some people’s grandmommy’s!!! Got those ‘good’ genes.

And LaToya’s baby sister, you know the one that I am lustfully in love with?  Well, here is Jan “doing it in Paris” at the Olympia.

The Passions can’t get enough of Janet and her white leather…..sigh.

Doesn’t she look like she’s channeling Michael here?

Oh my.  The cakes on dunk.  Damn, damn, damn!!!!  And those boots are smoking too.



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