The Passions Random Acts of Chocolate of All Flavors: 4th of July Special with Janet, Halle, Rihanna & More

Good Morning Firecrackers,

So with another holiday weekend among us, I figured I would leave you with a Mega Post of Random Acts of Chocolatey Goodness because I’m afraid The Passions will be stationed on the beach flashing her thong-thong-thong-thong-thong for a few days and has no plans for coming up for air (if you get my drift ;).  So this here is the hook-up and I hope to feel your lovely clicks now and throughout the weekend.  Happy Fireworks, Baby!!!  Have a joyful, explosive weekend and may it exceed your expectations.

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We begin with our girl Rihanna playing at the Staples Center.  Is she becoming the Queen of the Crotch shot?  We likes, but just saying.

Ri Ri rocking OUT!

Sexxxxxxyyyyy.

Here’s recent pics of Halle going to court in L.A.  Her custody battle is obviously taking a toll on her.  She still fine tho.

We hope everything works out for her.  Proof $$$ can’t always provide happiness.  Trust and believe.

Jada Pinkett-Smith has got some kind of PR machine behind her.  She is promoting Hawthrone like crazy.

It ain’t random acts of chocolate without Kelly Rowland and her super-duper-fly self. Here she is in her second home, Europe.  She is just gorgeous.  Period.  (Feeling the wrist accessory, Kels)

Taraji Henson and Selita Eubanks at the Larry Crown premiere.  Both are easy on the eyes and would probably do the same to the palate 😉

A. Keys looking kinda hot with her wax figure @ Madame Tussauds.  Question is, whose got more swag?  Alicia or her twin?  🙂

Keys is killing it here.

Since the Passions is now a fan of The Basketball Wives reality series, Imma post pics of ’em.  Here’s the controversial Royce on her born day looking better than usual, with her petite self.

Raven Simone leaving NBC Studios.  Like her new skinny ‘look’?

Jilly from Philly.  I used to make jokes about Jill Scott always singing about food.  Now she looks like food.  Yum-me.

So we haven’t seen Amber ’round these parts lately (cuz she’s always in pics w/Wiz.  Sorry Amber, he’s just not cute enough nor is he fem enough to appear on these pages).  Anyway, here she is at the BET Awards pre-party.  Now you might be wondering if the Passions has in her possession those controversial nude pics of Amber that everybody’s been talking about lately.  Well, I do.  And they are WAY better than I expected.  Will I release them on here?  No Ma’am.  Would you believe they are way too risque for prime time (not for moi, but for the pages of Lust Noir, yes.  Sorry.)   But if you’re nice to me, I could be persuaded to send them to you privately.  Cuz I’m like that 😉

From those pics, I imagine Amber must be just as creamy as she looks.

LaToya’s got a book out about moving on after Michael’s death.  She’s the age of some people’s grandmommy’s!!! Got those ‘good’ genes.

And LaToya’s baby sister, you know the one that I am lustfully in love with?  Well, here is Jan “doing it in Paris” at the Olympia.

The Passions can’t get enough of Janet and her white leather…..sigh.

Doesn’t she look like she’s channeling Michael here?

Oh my.  The cakes on dunk.  Damn, damn, damn!!!!  And those boots are smoking too.

 

Hump Day Happiness: The Passion Picks from the BET Music Awards

Good Morning Sexy People,

Now you know I was going to have the Passion Picks up in here from the BET Music Awards.  Thank you for your patience.  We can all vote for our Passions Fashions Favs in our heads or share if you dare or – how about the Passion Hotties?  Naturally I’ve included some of our crushes, but I also included some noteworthy entries just for funsies.  Enjoy 🙂

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Starting things off is one of our very special favorites, Kerry Washington.

She is always classy and delicately delicious-looking

A. Keys.

She’s a talented woman but is it Motherhood or other stuff that’s stifling her swag?  Missing her pimpalicious-ness.

Miss Kelly Rowland.  Her star is RISING!!!  Pretty in Pink.

Her performance was very JJ’s I get so Lonely-ish.  Who doesn’t love that?

The ever-so-pouty Lil Nicki.  Backshot stays proper.

Miss Keri is so very fly.

But don’t you wish her outfit killed it?  Maybe next time.

E.V.E.  Nice.  On the Passions list for the Hottest @ the BET Awards.

Eve’s edgy styles always keeps my attention.  LOVE that about her.  And she’s fione too.

Meagan always looking Good.

Jill Scott is trying to get on the Passions crush list.  She’s been looking like some creme brulee, for real.

Ooh La La.  Lala Vasquez is giving the fierceness on that green carpet.  Back shot on POINT.

She’s on the Passions List for Hottest Hottie.

Ledisi has come a long way.  Sanging at award shows AND for POTUS & FLOTUS.

The Passions admires a fierce hustle.

Toni Braxton.  I don’t know about you, but I prefer her short, natural hair.  Still looks good tho.

Tracee Ellis Ross.  Damn gurl!  That dress, the shoes and those dangnabit ghetto fab earrings?  She’s on on the damn LIST!  What?

We see you, Tracee.

Remember Ce-Ce Peniston?

Here’s Jeannette Jenkins all fit and flirty.

I heard she and the Queen are finished.  So this hottness is on the market.  Yum.

Don’t ask the Passions how she became a huge fan of Basketball Wives.

But between beauties Shaunie O’Neal, Evelyn Losado and this one, Miss Jennifer Williams (sigh), I would be crazy NOT to watch.

Claudia Jordan always looking like a slice of chocolate cake.

Video Vixen Angela Lola Luv.  Hmmmmm.  She on the list.  Period.

Just gorgeous for no reason.

And while on the topic of Video Vixens.

Melyssa Ford.

MC Lyte.  I hear she’s doing some things in L.A.

Wonder what her game is like out there.  Looks like a Pride hair style to me 😉

Keke Palmer.

She’s way too young to say anything inappropriate – except – (singing) “Girl, you’ll be a woman soon.”

Ok so I’m not quite sure who Teiarra Marie is, but she is ROCKING that damn hot-pants-suit.

I tossed Rocsi in here for those of you who like her ‘type.’  I will say no more.

And last but certainly not least – here is Ms. Veronika Bozeman.

I have no idea who she is.  But this delectable specimen of deliciousness is totally on the list.  Sigh.  Bald women ROCK here @ the Passions 🙂

Janet Jackson in Berlin

Good Morning Beautiful Ones,

So yesterday I tweeted if anyone was interested in taking me to see Janet at Bethel Woods in August, front row seats at a paltry $675 per ticket, that I would make it worth their while.  Now actually someone by the name of DJ responded to my tweet, saying “that @ $675, you AND Janet, that I shouldn’t tempt some people.”  Well DJ, whoever you are, it would actually run you in upwards of $1,350 – that’s YOU and ME and Janet – not $675.  Just wanted to state that for the record just in case.  Oh and a dinner @ Per Se afterwards wouldn’t suck either – putting you in the arena of an additional $300 plus, depending of course, on the bubbly selection.  Just saying :).

Back to other types of business, here is Miss Jackson herself, being her amazing self in Berlin.  Long hair, short hair, don’t care – she is still, the ultimate girl crush for the Passions 😉

Liya Kebede: A New Passion for Gay Pride Week (Rant warning)

Good Morning Cuties,

And a Happy Hump Day too!  Today we give you Liya Kebede, international superstar/super model/super hottie.  I bet you haven’t seen much of her gracing the pages of your favorite magazines or any of the runways.  The fact that fashion refuses to include more “colorful=black” models to showcase their designs is beyond sinful.  Particularly when many ‘designers’ are obviously GAY – they scream at the top of their purple lungs when people discriminate against them because of their orientation – but they themselves throw around the most degrading, divisive comments – men who don’t even ‘like’ women dictate what’s beautiful and fashion forward for women AND discriminate with VIGOR (Galliano, James Brown to name just a vocal few).  Imagine that!  Oh the hypocrisy!!!  P.S. You gay, disgusting, RACIST designers:  YOU SUCK!!! (and I’m being nice.)

Janet Jackson in Copenhagen and Happy (SEXY) Summer!!!

Good Morning My Little Sex Machines,

Our ultimate crush is doing her thing in Scandinavia.  And of course the Passions has the pictures to prove it.  Skaal!

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LOVING the cat collar.  MEEOOWW :).  And the cuff-like bracelets are kinda hot too, Jan.

Her choreographer on all fours.  Don’t we miss Ms. Tina?

Pretty.

Okay.  What I wouldn’t do to get that buckle (and what’s behind it) within legal limits of course 🙂

Eva Marcille sits for Walid Azami

Well Good Morning you Gorgeous Specimens,

Hope your weekend was hot and sticky enough for you.  Speaking of hot and sticky, this morning, the Passions is saluting one of her favorite girl crushes, Ms. Eva Marcille Pigford.  As you may have noticed here, she has been quite the busy little bunny posing her beautiful buns everywhere.  Here she sat for famed fashion photographer Walid Azami. Now tell me this woman ain’t fine.

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Yes, EVERYONE knows the Passions has a thing for pierced Nips.  No surprise Eva is rocking them lovely, sigh.  Doesn’t it make you positively moist?  Don’t it stir that oral fixation you’ve been hiding?  Yum.

And who said smokings’ not sexy?

Pretty in that jade green.

Nice.

Fatties 🙂

Just Gorgeous.

Passions Fierce Friday: Beyonce 4 Promo Pics

Well Hello Darlings,

Miz B is going hard on her new cd.  Gotta admire her work ethic.  Queen of the remix, if you stare hard enough, you might see B channeling Kelly, Solange,  Rihanna and others.  Here she is giving ‘it.’  We hope you like.

 

The backshot ALWAYS does it for me ;).

In Today’s Passions Fashions: Rihanna rocks VERY SEXY revealing knit top

Happy Hump Day Honeys,

Have you seen these sexy shots of our girl Rih-Rih floating around the net?  Talk about lovely, perky things, she showcased her pinched and pierced nips in a darling of a top that on the surface, people just don’t ‘get.’  But naturally here at the Passions, we get a lot ;).  Go head, Ms. Rih-Rih. Girl Power 4 Real!

Tuesday’s Temptress: Ciara

Good Morning Lollipops!

The Passions is starting the week off a day later with one of the more popular crushes.  Rocking a maxi while shopping (she looks hot in black) and performing at a gay club in Vegas, Ciara continues to leave us in awe.  She is one of those celebs that doesn’t take a bad pic.

Passions Friday Motivation: Kelly Rowland by Derek Blanks

Good Morning Darlings,

Yes, lot’s of Kelly on these pages lately.  She’s just staying relevant for some reason.  Frankly, the Passions just LOVES her look.  Hope you do too.  This is her shoot with famed Atlanta photographer Derek Blanks.  This is a decidedly different angle of Kelly.  We love it anyway she comes.

 

See the rack on Kells?  Damn.

Cute leather.

WERK!!!

And nice lips 🙂

And here is Kelly’s official video for “Motivation!”  Good weekend, Sweethearts!